Altered States

So, I'm watching TV and one of those commercials from abovetheinfluence.com. This teenage girl walks into the kitchen to get something to eat when suddenly she hears someone call her name.

It turns out to be her dog, who then proceeds to sit on the counter and tell her that he doesn't like it when she smokes pot. "I miss my friend." he says.

What the fuck was she smoking that the fucking dog was talking? A talking dog. Get me some of that.

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